CC & NJ Guy
"Meet our crew: two Brooklyn-born Gen Xers and one Jersey millennial just kicking back and talking about, well, pretty much everything under the sun! We're always up for your topic suggestions and feedback on episodes we've recorded, so don't be shy. Come follow us on Facebook, Instagram, and Tik Tok or drop us an email. We can't wait to hear from you!"
CC & NJ Guy
Weird Facts That Break Your Brain
Use Left/Right to seek, Home/End to jump to start or end. Hold shift to jump forward or backward.
Wanna hear something weird that’s actually true? We sit down with a list of facts that sound like internet nonsense and end up in the best kind of argument: the kind that makes you Google things, rethink what you “knew,” and laugh while you learn. We start with the ocean, where octopus intelligence, blue blood, and tasting with their arms turns into a bigger point about how little we’ve mapped the deep sea and why ocean mysteries still fuel alien theories and UFO stories.
Then we zoom out to space and scale. We talk stardust in your body, the terrifying time lag of sunlight, and what would happen if Earth stopped spinning. Along the way we hit the physics of seasons, the weirdness of extreme numbers, and why simple questions like “how fast are we moving right now?” can spiral into a full-on reality check. If you love science trivia, space facts, and curiosity-driven conversation, you’ll feel right at home.
The weirdness gets personal when we switch to the human body and mind: your stomach constantly replaces its lining, ulcers raise messy questions, and nobody hears your voice the same way you do. We also debate internal monologues, “glowing” humans, immortal jellyfish, and how regeneration research connects to ideas like autophagy and fasting.
And because we can’t help ourselves, we take detours through WWE nostalgia and comic book timelines, then close with animal feelings and rapid-fire oddities like cube-pooping wombats and bananas being berries. Subscribe for more weird facts, share this with a friend who loves random knowledge, and leave a review with the strangest true fact you’ve ever heard.
Hosted by: Cottman, Crawford & The Jersey Guy
Contact us: CCandNJGuy@gmail.com
Links & socials: https://linktr.ee/ccandnjguy
Cold Open And The Weird List
SPEAKER_01Live from Walter Studio. Goodbye, people. Holding. Hello. What I thought it's much. Good. Good, good. Just hanging. Yeah, yeah. Thank you for joining us today. Appreciate y'all. Yeah. Thank you for joining us. Oh, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_00Who caught it weird? Wanna hear something weird, man?
SPEAKER_01Yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_00That's the point.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the name of her episode. Yeah. Wanna hear something weird? Yeah. Yeah. That's fucking weird. Lou has a list of stuff. I just, yeah, I just picked uh I just asked Chat GPT and I was like, you know what? Give me a list of that a lot. And she's like, just all looking back. That's a good one.
Octopus Superpowers And Ocean Oddities
SPEAKER_01So let's see. So first one. Did you guys know octopuses have three hearts? Blue blood and taste with their arms. I knew the taste with their arms with a tentacle. I knew about the blood, but I didn't know about the blood. I knew, but that's funny. We all didn't. Yeah. I didn't know the taste with their arms, but I knew about the blood. Yeah, I knew that with the I have three hearts. I didn't know the clouds. That's another horseshoe crabs have the blue. See? Because their blood is like. What? From what now? I don't know. Something about their blood is like. So active pushes, you mean? No, it's not a horseshoe crab. Horseshoe.
SPEAKER_00There's something they use it for. Their blood is supposed to be like a slate or something like that.
SPEAKER_01I don't know. I I forget. But they fucking they they harvest them, don't they? Or something like that? It's horseshoe crabs are weird.
SPEAKER_00You ever look at a horseshoe crab? They look like the face hunkers from aliens when you pick them up. I know. It's so weird because they just look, it looks like a helmet and you pick them up and like I was like, you know, I wouldn't touch that.
SPEAKER_01Could be, but you never know. They could be the alien. I'm just saying, whatever. No, I didn't know that shape. Yeah. But see, you know what though can't occupy. And I believe the arms has its own brain. But they if they they lose a tentacle, doesn't it grow back? Yes. So that might be what it is they're doing as far as the blood is concerned. You know what I mean? That that's and they're chameleons too, because they could change to everything and blend into anything.
SPEAKER_00Not only colors, they could shape too.
SPEAKER_01Oh, yeah, it's amazing. Yes. They say that the octopus, there's definitely is not from. I'm like, they're it is an alien species for sure.
SPEAKER_00Because I'm I'm wondering, was it alien species that like was it like the food alien? Like, oh, we eat octopuses, and they throw it out and they brew again.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, because of a different planet. Because they are weird, they are very weird. Yeah, like there is nothing very intelligent planet besides squids, but you could say that it's the same thing as cousins, you know. No, not necessarily. I would say octopus are still more intelligent. And they're more intelligent. Oh, yeah. Do you ever see when they're playing a catch with the scuba divers? Scuba divers throw them and it'll just throw it back. Yeah.
SPEAKER_00You ever see the videos where they like put them in like things that are hard to escape or they put them inside like a little jar? And then it opens it up.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's it's shit insane, dude. I know intelligent. Yeah, I love the octopus. Oh, if you say so. There was actually I like to be under the sea. In an octopus's garden, in the shade. That's a Beatles song. I didn't put my name down. You don't remember that song? Maybe the way you're singing it.
SPEAKER_00That's exactly how it was so there's a documentary on I think Netflix or something where like this person like spent as a scuba diver, like, would spend a lot of time with this. What yeah, I watched that.
SPEAKER_01It was a very good, and it wound up the octopus wound up dying, but they became really close. Yeah. He formed a relationship with this. And the octopus, they're very, they're not very sociable. When the show the boys, so are you guys sure it was real? No, in the boys. They're not very sociable, but it's hard. He formed a relationship with this one octopus, and and he watched how it would struggle. I think it gave birth, had kid, it had uh a baby, had a baby or babies, and then it winds up and it was being hunted. It shows how it's being hunted, and she winds up dying. It's a whole big thing. It was a good show. I think it's on Netflix, if I'm not mistaken. Check it out. It was how you like it, Kitty. It was really interesting. These octopuses are are an amazing species for sure. And they said there's nothing here that really points to how they evolved. Yeah, that's that's a crease. That's a crease. Amazing. I don't know.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, there's nothing I I can't think of. Do you know any other animal? It's like suction cubs.
SPEAKER_01Right. Yeah. I don't think squid is uh they might be a cousin, but they're not, but they're more uh predatorial. They're f they're they're hunters, those guys. Yeah. So octopus, they do the same thing, don't get me wrong, but but they have so much more to them other than what do squids do the ink thing, or is that just octopus? They ink too. Yeah, they do ink too, I think. Yeah, well, but then they grow how super big or s like they've there's always been like they they're squid like the the whales. Right. Yeah, either the squid wins or the whale wings. Right. Depends on who whatever it is. Yes, right. It wasn't sperm wheels. Was it sperm whales? Uh that's the big one. That's the baby ones. The sperm whales are tiny ones. They're like, they're they're they're like can't remember the name of the actual wheel, but it's still the with the whales have the size of a sperm whales are the size of like a small car.
SPEAKER_00Like this is big whales. There's big ones, they've got a lot of things. Like Moby Dim.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. Oh, those are that kind of wheel. Blue whale. Blue whales. Blue wheels. Sperm whales at the time. Like when you see them come up, when they finally come up, that that's when you see them with all the big scars and shit on them because it was that squid had grabbed at them and they have the uh crazy claws and shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_00Squid the ocean.
Deep Sea Mysteries And Alien Theories
SPEAKER_00We we we we know more we know more about the surface of Mars than we do than the surface.
SPEAKER_01That's true. We can't because we just don't have it. Whatever reason, they still don't have unless which leads a lot of people to paranormal speculation that there's aliens down there that people aliens are aliens and that they're that they're actually another intelligent species that lives on this planet that we don't know about. How many people have said people saw UFOs come out or into the water? Right.
SPEAKER_00And they just don't trust us fuckers because you know I mean if you study human civilization, right? Wars, they kill each other, and you know what?
SPEAKER_01We'll save the ocean. Yeah, it's okay down here. Well, I mean, look, I mean, you're looking at at they said Atlantis, you look at uh all these other civilizations, all these other like land masses that have gone down, you know what I mean? Yeah, they could be down there, you know. I mean, you again we make up our own conspiracies. How is it that we're the only ones up here? Right. And then all these other animals and things can actually get down that far. There's so much about the sea, just uh for the wildlife alone, we don't even probably know that's down.
SPEAKER_00Oh, there's species that exists. We probably haven't made a dent. Yeah.
SPEAKER_01No, there's a whole bunch of sit down. Yes, it's got it. Because where we have been able to get down, we've seen some weird because everybody is dark down there, so everything can like everything is seen dark.
SPEAKER_00They evolved under the pressure of all that water. Right. So because the weight of the water just keeps getting stronger and stronger.
SPEAKER_01They don't realize it's amazing how they can live in it though. That's amazing. They structure it holds and then they bring them up, they they like disintegrate, right? They need pressure. Right. To hold them together. It's like the atmosphere of the ocean, I guess you would say the pressure that holds them together. That's incredible. Yeah. So we can turn around, like you said, we can build a spaceship or whatever, whatever to get off the planet. Then again, what is it? What is it that they do know that we're not knowing about as far as the ocean is concerned, too. Right. I mean, uh, they could be looking at that stuff and we'll be in the movie Um The Abyss. Yeah. Abyss was good.
SPEAKER_00And it's like, oh, there's an alien civilization at the bottom of the ocean. I think that's that's probably what seeded the whole idea. Or maybe the idea was before that. I don't know. Well, maybe James Cameron, is James Cameron did the Abyss? Who was that?
SPEAKER_01Well, I don't remember who did the Abyss. I don't know.
SPEAKER_00James Cameron did Terminator.
SPEAKER_01Yep. It was? No. That's what it was the work. I don't know who did it. It was one of the major directors. Yeah. It was like the you know. Well, it's funny because like the it's probably gonna be somebody we name it, like, oh, what that? Who was it? See? Here's something. It was John Crocker. No, I'm kidding. I think that's the car. I don't know. I didn't even look it up. I didn't even care.
SPEAKER_02I'm sorry, man.
SPEAKER_01We'll look it up there.
SPEAKER_00I should use my watch. Oh, yeah, just not wearing my watch.
The Abyss And Mind-Bending Science Facts
SPEAKER_01Damn it. Okay. There are more possible ways to shuffle a deck of cards than there are atoms on the earth. How the fuck do you there's what's the abyss director?
SPEAKER_00There's more ways to shuffle cards.
SPEAKER_01I don't know. It's like 52 pickup counts is one of the ways. Or 52. On that 52 pickup? I know. That's the kids. I did it as a kids. Yeah, you ever put it to pickup? You gotta do it in a way where yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_00You have to just you know I never was able to do with a shuffle card. You ever see someone do it but they shuffle it and then they bridge it like that?
SPEAKER_01Yeah, I can't do the official trailer. You want to know what the director is? Oh yeah, this let me see Sean. I got the three. Director, James Cameron. Stars, Edith Harris, Ed Harris, Mary Elizabeth Ed Harris, uh, Michael Bain. It's the same oil rig. Cruise the cruise. Yeah, come on! She swims in the water, right? And then drowns, and then he brings her back. Yeah, because they had the mask with the the like the uh the water, the food in there too. That's right. I have Harris also, and then he had to suck it, he had to breathe it in like it was you drank alcohol before. Kind of joke about yeah, and then he does it and he winds up being able to breathe right in the water. Now, like it says the pressure he needs, yeah, yeah, right. Exactly. That's fucking crazy. And that's how he had he was able to get her. That's how he was you know, she drowned. Yeah, he was able to bring her back to get her breathing. Right. That was a good movie. Yeah, it was. That was that was a good movie. We get it tried that one, but see, so now I did that for you, right? So now you have it. Good. But that's something strange, see? Yeah. Did you know? Did you know? You want to hear something weird? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Atoms in your body were forged inside exploded stars. In a literal sense, you're made of recycled stardust.
SPEAKER_00I had just read that on the meat the other day. Because the iron in your blood was they said the iron in your blood was forged by a supernova like 17 billion years ago. So literally are literally made of stardust.
SPEAKER_01So which isn't that a song made of stardust? Stardust was uh Is that like the David Bowie song? Yeah, I think it was David Bowie's dad. And then what was the name of the wrestler. Wasn't it the wrestler? Stardust again. Gold dust. Gold dust. Gold dust. Yeah. If his name is Stardust, I don't think he'd be in a gold dust, stardust. Gold dust. Yeah. Well, Stardust, you could go in as like a like a and by the way, space traveler or something like that. So it depends on which you know star you came from. By the way, back second uh WWE, uh, Gold Dust was actually Dusty Roads. Right. Yep. That's right. Heads the dust. Yeah.
Wrestling Nostalgia And The Attitude Era
SPEAKER_01Wrestling. Yeah, man. Bruno Samacino is what I grew up with. These guys were way way back. Yeah, that's what I grew up with, man. Yeah, that's fucking. We were mentioning, we were talking about this before we started the episode.
SPEAKER_00I Dom and I were I know that the my favorite era of W that was the most D Generation X and they suck it. You know, they they they went crazy. They had Degeneration X, he had Stone called Steve Austin.
SPEAKER_01You had uh The Ministry, the Rock. You also had uh The Undertaker, right? That's what I mean.
SPEAKER_00They formed like some kind of he had like a little thing going for a while, but and then just disappeared and he came back as a biker. Right.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, like really take a report kind of shit. But he was still like the you know, like that crazy evil look. Yeah, even though it's a big thing. Another guy supposed to be really nice, too. Another really nice guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He was like Ghost Rider, you know, he was the the devil, the devil's but I love the way they used to do him, though, because the lights would go out, yeah, and then they would turn him on, he'd be standing there. Yeah, like that was that was really smart on their part. Yeah, to do it that way. Yeah, people loved it too, man. They would lose a shit. Yeah, yeah. These are the coffin match, right? Yes. Yeah, you come out the coffin. I remember growing up with cage matches. Yeah, cage, but cage matches. They don't do those anymore. It was too fucking brutal, bro. People were getting now they're doing fucking the folding ladder, big fucking ladders to jump on all through the mouth.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. That's what I'm saying.
SPEAKER_01They would hang the belt from the ceiling, yeah, and they would have to climb on the ladder and grab it, but like they would hit each other with the ladder and stuff. We need Jenny and her husband John here for this. Oh, yeah. They just had a big rest of the excludes wrestling. We should do a WD. Yeah, we should do the resting episode. You know what? We should have met him.
SPEAKER_00And you know, you know who's good? My buddy Steve is good. He's bigger than wrestling.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. Yeah? Yeah. Do you think we get him as a guest and and have him on with them? That would be great. That would be good. That's future podcasts. People hearing it right now, happening. That's right. We're getting it ready. Did you know? Did you want to hear something? Okay.
Cleopatra Dinosaurs And Lost Civilization Talk
SPEAKER_01Cleopatra lived closer in time to the moon landing than the building of the Great Pyramid of Jesus. That I did know. Wait, wait, repeat that? The what? She lived closer to the moon landing than she did to the building of the pyramids. Wow. Right. So it was like that.
SPEAKER_00That's the thing. You know, in history, we always think like things are closer together than they are. Right. Like, forget what which what correct me, I c correct me if I'm wrong. I remember someone I remember reading somewhere that the time between now and the T-Rex is shorter than the time like by like a couple million fucking years between the T Rex and the Triceratops.
SPEAKER_01Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. And you're like, how long dinosaurs lived on the we're like a blip. Yeah. Dinosaurs were there for millions. Millions. This is literally a dinosaur. Yeah. We're just like them. Just like them. We'd be wiped out. Dinosaurs. Yeah. Just the way they were, and this shit is saw all over again. Yeah. But I believe that that's what already happened. See, that we switched up again for the thing. That's fine. We ended up. I believe that there was civilization here. The shit hit the fan, whatever it was. I think that people were living that humans were living here with the dinosaurs. No, I don't think that. I don't believe that humans could ever survive with the dinosaurs in any capacity. Maybe as a smaller or tiny, not normal Homo sapiens, because if remember, you still have reptilian.
SPEAKER_00That's what a reptilian.
SPEAKER_01Who knows? Reptilians. I don't know. I'm just saying, I think. So that one's only because there was, again, like we have to remember there were so many different land masses. Well, there were a lot of it was. There were a lot of distinctions. There were a few. That's what I'm saying. Then that's why I say that there were it had to have been an overlap. Especially like we just said, you know, if the T-Rex was around. But maybe at the latter part, not in the beginning part. But they've also found people the same way that they found dinosaurs that, like the the up in Antarctica, I think it was, the North Post off or whatever the fuck it was, that they found a full woolly mammoth. Right. Still there. Well the woolly mammoth would be a lot closer than because the woolly mammoths were hunted by a caveman. And like I was saying, so then that's why I believe that there was an overlap, but because of you know what destroyed everything, that that's why we don't find that's why there's so many missing things in history. That's why now we're finding out the bigger the the the further down that we dig, we're finding more things. We're finding where time isn't as spread out as we thought it was. Well no, it's early it's farther and longer. Like that's what I'm saying. So it's you know way fucking longer. Right. Because I mean, even again, we take the Hudson River. When you come up the Hudson River and you drive it, or you're coming up by the Palisades and you look at the wall. When you know, because when you put off into the uh to the uh the the scenic toe-offs and shit like that, and you look, you could see all the lines. That's okay. I'm having a brain for it, but you could see all the lines of where the water lines were through the ages. Right. The water was all the way up, you know, it was higher than what it is now. So now forget all the all the landmasses were connected too. So now why so why is it hard to believe that with all those landmasses that are now, like we said a little while ago, you know, 15 miles in the deep, that those landmasses weren't up. Earthquakes, the moon of tectonic plates. You know what I'm saying? Like I that's where my head is at. That's what I'm saying. I think what's really strange is when they find a piece of metal or a tool of some sort that goes back to a time where there shit it shouldn't even be there. It's in a rock or a stone or right. They find it, they're like, and this is a drill. Yeah. And it's big, huge, and it's stuck in it, and it dates back the carbon data. Right. Yeah, yeah. Goes back kind of what Kenny's saying. Dinosaurs, but I'm thinking in the sense, well, then that was probably alien species that were tunneling or doing whatever they were doing while the dinosaurs were because they had the capability that to liberate but not where they wouldn't be uh, you know, right, found and they were, you know, stay safe from them. But but where how did that be there at that time? You know what I mean? It's crazy. That's what I'm saying. I think there was that's why I it could happen, but maybe think about it. They talk about Atlantis and how Atlantis was an advanced civilization for the time. Yeah. You know what I mean? People that they were actual flying machines and stuff back then. Who else?
SPEAKER_00Um, there's you know what's crazy about dinosaurs though is that they uh they're so cool. They don't the movies portray them to like make loud growling noises. They said that they did uh I wish the video on the T-Bax, they made one of like it made like a right, like a so it wasn't like a making like a bird noise. Right. Well, that's you know, they had big jaws to eat with doesn't mean that they're like bear mammals, right?
SPEAKER_01Yeah, what reptiles do you know growl? Right. And most reptiles right now, well no, I can't say so. Yes, bro. But they I've never seen a reptile growl like a fucking bear. That's a mammal, right? Right, right. Yeah, yeah. I'm just saying it. I just think that they would make it like she kind of makes like Jurassic Park look stupid. Well, again, um I'm curious to find out why they went with that noise. So was it just more because they they knew that would be better and it's a good thing.
SPEAKER_00People just assume like, oh, it's got a big mouth and big jaw, so must growl. But not a single one reptiles are pretty quiet for the most part.
SPEAKER_01Don't don't alligator gators, don't they not on their regular just communicating to themselves, but don't they have like a little bit of a growl? Is it like a growl? Oh yeah, no, the a gator has a certain Right. Because they know they have like the click. Yeah, but this but they do have their own but they don't sound like errors. No, no, no. No, but but it's it's scary enough when you hear it. It's like, yeah, yeah, it's a mountain. Yeah, but yeah, got it. All right, go ahead.
Honey That Never Spoils And Tomb Curses
SPEAKER_01So let's see. Something Yeah. Honey never really spoils. Archaeologists have found edible honey in ancient Egyptian tunes that's still edible. It's still edible. I don't know if I want to eat it. It's the amount of sugar. But it's natural sugar. Yeah, it's because sugar is also from the pollination, isn't it? I think it's it has a lot to do with like sugar is a preservative, actually.
SPEAKER_00Like you can like sugar preserves things. Like like like for instance, like you have a jar of pr like strawberry preserves or strawberry jam. Like you don't put it in your refrigerator, you put it in the fruit. Okay, but then now the only thing that happens is it gets like the the sugar rises a little bit and then you get crust on the edges, but it's just the sugar forming. Okay. You know, I mean it's not mold.
SPEAKER_01So now it gets mold in the refrigerator, though. What we're saying. So now when they say that they that the the uh pyramids were cursed for anybody to go in. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Yeah. We know that when they opened them opened up the uh the tombs and stuff like that, it was all that old dust or the old stuff that was there that that's what made the people that first went into those tombs and such sick, and that's what killed them. That was the curse, right? Because it's stuff that we how the fuck did we get onto that with honey? I don't know. I'm gonna tell you why. So then you're saying that the honey is edible being that old, but is it really edible for us? Because there's stuff that we don't eat. Right, but there would be things that's crazy. I wouldn't fucking eat it. I would I'd be afraid that there's shit in there that my body's already in the jar, it was sealed. What's if I can get in? What's if what's if it gives you it could turn into shazam and all that? Yeah, turn into shazam. A radioactive spider can make it Shazam! No, a radioactive active spider can make a Yeah, you see? Yeah, I don't know, man. I'd be I'd be kind of afraid to die though. But that's fucking weird. Hang on a second. Well, it's like the same with the water. Like we people used to be able to drink water, so you know, like pretty much out of the stream, and now we can't do that shit because we're fucking soft. So, Dad, what you got, Robert? Well, you're something weird? Yeah. Scientists estimate there are more trees on Earth than stars in the Milky Way galaxy. Ooh, I don't know about that. I don't know about that. I'm not gonna agree with that. Well, wait, stars, not like planets. Whatever it is, stars. There's a lot of stars. In the Milky Way galaxy, not the universe. Not the universe, so the Milky Way. Not the universe in the Milky Way, yeah. Right, okay. Then I'd say okay. I'd say it's like the fancy. Yes, that makes more sense. Okay, now that we put that into perspective, yeah.
SPEAKER_00Oh. I remember hearing that someone said that uh this is one of those people that you know does the whole alien thing. So what's that guy that the shards channeling, you know, you know, you know, anyway.
SPEAKER_01Simple old guy?
SPEAKER_00Yeah, yeah, he's weird, that guy. Saying that one is one of the most rare things in the universe, and the the our planet happens to be abundant of it. But yeah, I don't believe everything like that.
SPEAKER_01So yeah, I could do the same fucking thing. Well, actually, what you need to do is your people need to like I did fucking say that. That guy's on the rabbit. I saw someone see him in a score and they're grilling them questions. He was like, Leave me the fuck alone. He didn't say it like that, but he's like, All right, we're done, we're done. Yeah, he's like, Well, what about this? What about this? We're done. Like, you know, yeah, we're not at one of my conventions or not. If you want an autograph, I'd glad to help you, but I can't talk to you right now. Yeah, all right? Yeah, so let's see. I want to hear something weird, Lou. I'm trying to look for a good one, man. Jesus, man. Okay. Wanna hear something something weird? Yeah. If the
If Earth Stopped Spinning Tomorrow
SPEAKER_01sun suddenly disappeared, we we wouldn't we wouldn't know for about eight minutes. This is true. Right. We wouldn't know for about eight minutes because of how long sunlight takes to reach the earth. Right. It's eight light and then it's away. Yeah. Ain't that some shit? So we think everything's cool and then all of a sudden it's like gone. Sounds like lights out. Literally. Here's another f cool thing. Someone kneeled what's it uh Degrass Tyson? Uh huh. Neil Diamond. He said that someone said, Well, what would happen if the Earth stops spinning? Right. Well, that would be very bad. Yeah. Because we travel at like a a couple thousand miles an hour or something today. Right. I can look it up to get the exact number. If it stopped, everybody would smash and destroy you'd be destroyed. Yeah. What's if it slowed down? Because it wouldn't come to a dead stop. No, if it if it stopped and there was no more, you're done. Everybody's gone. Right. Unless you strapped yourself to a fucking wall somewhere and you don't even notice. Because you knew something was that would that it wouldn't it would that wouldn't happen, but what's if it was just slowed down? Yep. Like gradually stopped. I don't know.
SPEAKER_00I don't think anything. I don't know if anything bad would happen because there's planets that are tidally locked.
SPEAKER_01That do not right. But the moon is one of the problems. But we do we go around.
SPEAKER_00If a planet was totally locked, we rotate. What would happen is is a lot of the planet would be inha uninhabitable because the sun would constantly be shining in one spot and it would be like hot in the no sun. Right. Where it'd be cold as ice. Right.
SPEAKER_01You mean if the inhabitants didn't yeah.
SPEAKER_00And the only inhabitants are. I'm talking about the rotation of the area. Oh yeah, I'm just saying that the earth didn't spin. You would only the only inhabitable areas would be where the sun and the darkness, the twilight areas. Where like you know, at night when it's twilight, yeah, there would be permanent places that were twilight. That would be the only areas we'd be able to inhabit because it wouldn't be too hot or too cold. Yeah. Because if the sun is cut the reason why, and that I looked this up because it was bothering the fuck out of. I'm like, okay, if the earth tilts, right? Yeah, and during the winter it's super cold, and during the summer, it's super hot, right? How come that like six months? How come if you compare six months, right? Because if the earth is tilted, right? How come February, six months from February, what is let's see, I didn't count my fingers now. March, April, May, June, July, August. Okay. Why is that doesn't make sense? Why is what? It's hotter? Yeah, why is why is like, you know, it's the in-between months. So like we'll say in between, right? So six months from November, right? November's like cold. Right. Cold but not freezing cold, right? January, February, March, April, May, June. I'm not because it makes sense. I'm trying to figure out I it was I was trying to figure out like, you know, like why is it like if it's a certain amount of days and it it came up with like that the earth is a little bit more than a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit warmer daylight chain of time too, right? Because they know I forget the the question, but like it was like if six months from a certain date, right? That that where the planet or the planet should be in the same position, but up or down, why is it hotter or colder? And it was because the the earth the sun actually heats the planet up, so it takes longer to cool down. That's why it's colder in certain months when technically the earth is at the same like axis axis, right? Because in the winter, but it could have warm. So if the if the sun is constantly shining on one spot on the earth, right it's super hot. Right. Yeah. Like like like it would burn. Right.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Right. Because it's it's it's heating the earth up. Right. But it's a no dark side.
SPEAKER_01So it never gets dark. Imagine if like the sun was intensely shining like sun ten and said, then you'd be able to take a insane power plant. Yeah. All day. Yeah. So we got it does it spins at a thousand miles an hour. Okay. That part of the conversation was weird. Yep. It sure did.
Stomach Acid Ulcers And Inner Voices
SPEAKER_01Okay. Your stomach repl you when you have something? Yeah, yeah. Your stomach replaces its lining every few days so it doesn't digest itself. The our stomach acid is like ridiculous. Okay. So then how do you have an ulcer? Because it uh well it's a mucus lining, that's why.
SPEAKER_00The mucus is an inner line it's it's it's the chemical. I just said I just thought that out the other day. Yeah, I look at it.
SPEAKER_01But if you're yeah, if you get an ulcer, usually it's from it's additional things that you're doing to your body and that are creating that problem.
SPEAKER_00You know, me, I I I ask weird questions. Good stress or whatever.
SPEAKER_01That's what I'm saying. Yeah.
SPEAKER_00And it's because and that they did come up with a scientific reason for it, and like Teflon something. It's like similar that there's their exoscope is similar to Teflon because Teflon is made of a certain chemical reactor that that acid can't do a cat because it is just a chemical reaction, the acid, that doesn't act with it. So mucus So it can't burn through. So mucus in your stomach, it does something where it like the it neutralizes it.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. Yeah, so it doesn't burn through. Pretty interesting, huh? That is crazy. That is weird, yeah. That's wild. Yeah, because I mean that's what usually causes Ucers. That's what usually causes ulcers. Really? Here's a weird one. Here's a weird one. When you hear something weird. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Every person you've ever met has a voice you'll never hear exactly the way they hear it. So the way I hear my voice, yeah, you don't hear it though. No. But now when you hear the recording. When I hear my voice, I'd be like, wow, that's weird. Yeah. Because we're hearing it now from home. Yeah, yeah. Well, even I I still bug out because how I hear it in my head is not what you guys are hearing. I know how I sound now. Which sounds totally different. I sound literate in my head. Okay.
SPEAKER_00I sound like don't indulge him, man. You know, you have three voices, they say. The the voice that you hear when you talk. The voice that everyone else hears when you talk, and the voice in your mind, in your inner monologue. Internal monologue. Ooh, I never pay no attention to it.
SPEAKER_01You know, some people don't have internal monologues. Shut up. No way.
SPEAKER_00I don't I don't have an internal monologue. I think you're a fucking NPC.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, I don't I think part of the simulation. Yeah, you can you can hear yourself when you're talking, right? When you talk to yourself? Right, right. So that's the whole thing. Like, well, I you don't have a voice in your head when you're thinking?
SPEAKER_00Absolutely. Some people don't have how do they not have that?
SPEAKER_01What so they're just talking to themselves out loud? They think differently than we do. They think in a different uh I don't know, but that's that's one of the conversations. That's a that's a that's it for about making it. Right. Well then when we have to come on for that. We have to find, I know a shrink. I don't have to quote them. Yeah, I got quite a well that's some bitch. Yeah, I know. I got him on here with us to get him. Yeah, but that's good, but that's amazing though, right? Because I'll let off that thing. When you like I'll say I'll even talk to myself in my head. Yes. No, don't think about that. Blah, blah, blah. You know, why you you know to be driving or working, whatever it might be. Right, right. That's that's very interesting that we were able to do that. Then that's also another reason why I believe we have a conscious a conscience, you know, that we have a spirit. Okay, right? Yeah. So think about your eyes too.
SPEAKER_00So if you don't have an eternal model, yeah, worked.
SPEAKER_01Could be. Well, maybe you're saying it's all in town, yeah. Yeah. Possible. I mean, I obviously I what I said I don't believe. I don't necessarily think it's true. Yeah, yeah. How does that happen? You know, that's wild. Yeah, right? Yeah. But it is true. I you sound, you hear yourself differently than I would hear you. Yes, exactly. Amazing. Good stuff. Yeah. When you hear something weird? Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Sure. Uh huh. Is it a good one? Yeah. Okay, I'll find it. Isn't that the Yeah.
SPEAKER_02I think he was the one.
SPEAKER_01Oh, here we go.
SPEAKER_02Ah.
SPEAKER_01The Eiffel Tower grows a few inches taller during the summer because the metal expands and the heat. That makes sense. That does make sense. But I didn't think taller. I would think that's how I did. Yeah, but if it I can yeah, but I guess if it expanded, it kind of pushes up. Yeah. And then didn't they say that Tesla had something to do with the Eiffel Tower in regards to some kind of electrical mag magnetic field or something? He was saying that for free that he can get everybody. Everybody can just tap into it. So in Long Island, he's got the Tesla Tower, then that the Tesla Tower version of Tesla Tower is the Eiffel Tower. And that it was supposed to be tower. Okay. That's pretty cool. If you want to hear something weird, yeah.
SPEAKER_00Uh huh. Yeah, there's a perfectly round. I knew that. But it's kind of like weird depths in the fucking mountain.
SPEAKER_01Mountain hunting in the I mean like actual the shape. Yeah. Weird. Right. It's almost like an oval, isn't it? It's not like a basketball. You want to hear something else about the earth? Mm-hmm. There is actually more land mass than there is water on the earth. Above water or both? Just land mass as a whole. Yeah. Because you have l there's more land even underneath and that the water is occupying. That's not a big that sounds like uh uh that sounds that makes sense. Yeah. That that's a gas that should be a given somewhere. The moon, they have discovered, and there's a a plausible theory. There's a dark side.
SPEAKER_00The inside of the moon has a lot of water. I thought yeah, I didn't hear that. If you were to drill inside of it, it would be catastrophic. Or gravity. Or gravity on the moon, it would all release and then the fucking moon would collapse.
SPEAKER_01They would have to be able to they'd have to do it where they tunnel. I mean, you know, some asshole's gonna be like, We think we should drill on the moon. They'll probably tunnel if they haven't done it already. Then we don't know. The second you let the water out. Well, second it it gets to the atmosphere, it's gonna come out. No, no, but I'm saying if they can keep it on the ground without it getting in above, what's gonna seal it though? A cat. They could put a door. Yeah, I don't trust it. That don't trust it either. I'm just saying. Listen it that shit. Listen, you ever see that that thing that that uh machine that they have where they can take air out of it? So they drop a feather in a bowling ball. Bowling ball drives faster than the feather. Right. Then they put this they they put it into the this machine and they close this fucking huge door and then they pull all the air out and they both fall exactly at the same fucking speed. I've heard it, I've never seen it. No, yeah. I watched it. It was on Discovery on the other channel, or even sci-fi. That's but they both fell perfectly at the same time. That is fucking crazy. Yeah. Yeah. See, I'm just saying. That's one of my favorite subjects, honestly, when I was at Cool Shape. Yeah. Except when I had to be a test and it fucking yeah. What were you gonna say, Ken? Uh back with that the the the the the funny uh conspiracy theory was that the moon was like the uh death star and that it was metal. What did that go? That the moon was like the death star as far as like it was uh it's a it's a spaceship kind of thing.
SPEAKER_00I was watching one of those videos on the the race of the moon and bombarded man. Yes, that's what I'm saying. Or an asteroid is gonna hit from those craters, they should be deeper. They're saying that like the surface and just completely running.
SPEAKER_01That's why I'm saying what I'm saying, that that's what I heard. But then look at but look at the the um on the on Earth what some of what they believe is the earth where meteors hit. Yeah. And like even the uh they may look shallow, but in general, if you go to the moon, they're pretty freaking deep. Well, they're not they're saying that they're not deep enough for what is believed to be a proper reaction to the surface falling apart. So then we only have the one, I think it's maybe because of the gravity, maybe even though it gets pelted, would that matter? I think no, right? Because once an asteroid or or a meteor gets caught in gravity, it starts to fall apart before it hits the game. Well, but uh you're right, but it also it's it speeds up, doesn't it, from the gravity? I don't think it speeds up. And I'm slowing down because of the friction of the atmosphere. Right. Slows it down.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, right.
SPEAKER_01But it and it's not as big. So that when we look at it and we see that it's you know the size of uh of a car. Right. By the time it gets through the atmosphere, yeah, pretty much, and it's down to the size of a I mean, not literally, I mean we're exaggerating, right? But it goes from the size of a car to down to the size of like a, you know, of a motorcycle or football, you know, saying, yeah, they wouldn't even guess that. And it still needs a nifty ass mother. So I don't know. I wonder if somebody's thinking that. Don't you hear something weird? Yeah. Humans glow in the dark, just not enough for our eyes to see. Is that then what night vision is about? You put the god. Well, do you ever stay in a room when you're so check it out? Do you ever go all of a sudden it's dark, you're in a room totally pitch dark, there's no light coming in at all. But if after a while, do you ever notice that you're able to start to see and make things out from whatever light your eyes adjust, yeah. Your eyes adjust. Right. Your eye, you can start to s I mean you're not seeing a hundred percent because you have to just tell your eyes, or is that light pollution from outside your window? It's funny because your pupils expand.
SPEAKER_00So you take a picture of like your eyes in the dark, like with the night cameras, your pupils are like fucking.
SPEAKER_02He smoked a batty before he came to you.
SPEAKER_00So I'm looking for like in super sun, like your are so like right, are so contracted, like it looks like it's all like color.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, even and even if they're the small big ones, too. My eyes sometimes, yeah, yeah. What'd you take it, bro? What would you take? So we grow in the dark. Yes, imagine that. I didn't know that. Did you know that? I didn't know that. There are immortal jellyfish that can revert back to earlier life stage instead of dying naturally. I just read about this the other day. They could actually start over again. Yeah. Crazy. Yeah, yeah. I mean now you know they're fucking with that jellyfish already if they know that because they're gonna try to do that for human beings. Yeah, well, bro, that's what happened to comic books. Well, not happen to what some comic books are about. That was the same thing with Spider-Man, because Doc Arc was doing that. Dr. Octopus was trying to fuck with that. What's his name? Killer Croc, right? Trying to do that shit. And um with the regenerative. Right, and he's messing on. He was trying to grow it back.
SPEAKER_00But he was using uh croc what he was waiting for killer croc is bat now.
SPEAKER_01That's right. Oh sorry, Crocodile is it just crocodile? No, who was the other guy as Spider-Man? I know who you're talking about. Man, Fungura, yeah. But yeah, so that I mean the same idea. And they've been talking about regenerative stuff because they've been trying to get in with uh fuck, what's his name? My goodness, sharks. Scientists have been trying to work with sharks because they live for so long and you know how they can regenerate.
SPEAKER_00You know how they say everybody has cancer cells, but your body fights them off. Right. What's this the cancer? Body ha uh like uh like uh like it's regenerative cells, but like they they're just not uh do it.
SPEAKER_01Our body's trying to, or or it used to, and then they de evolve. Well, that's where it comes in from what you used to talk about a lot when you talk about fasting. Right. They say that actually is very healthy for the body because it eats up old cells and things that no longer powers it just gets rid of whatever's in your body. Yeah, autophagy. Right. The lizard ornothanies, some people know. Right. But that's pretty cool too, because that's the body, it's the body's natural way of doing what it's supposed to do, right? Yeah, and that's another thing too that I believe that we don't really have we know a lot about, but we're still learning a lot about how we actually operate. Like, think about this, and now this is starting to change for women. Women would always go, usually it was a man doctor, and women were treated the same way men were treated, right, as far as uh physically their bodies, but then but women are not the same as men. Right. They have to, they are now they're starting to recognize that women definitely have to be treated differently. Right. It's totally different than what we are because that now it's been becoming more helpful for women in understanding how they actually operate. Yes, we're both human beings, but we're totally not the same as far as how we operate. Yeah, right, right. And every aspect. Yeah. You know what I mean? So that's that's pretty cool stuff. Yeah. That we're still learning about things and and hopefully being more open and figuring out.
SPEAKER_00Right. That's because no, not from Arsenal, but my wife.
SPEAKER_01See, yeah. The lizard was the bad guy in Spider-Man. That was the name? Yeah, the lizard. Just the lizard. Wow, they really didn't work on that one, did they? Oh, yeah, yeah. He's a lizard. Well, we'll have him a couple times. I thought the same thing goes with with Killer Croc. I think it was the same idea. Like, don't remember because I wasn't that kind of DC fan like that. Right. You know, you like DC more. I like I like both, but I know you you only be something more too. Speaking, you know,
Marvel And DC Timeline Confusion
SPEAKER_01finding looking at the same thing. Yes, Superman. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Superman. Yes. Yeah, but I like both, though. Yeah, I know. But you know what's weird? I realized this the other day about Marvel and there's a doomsday in Superman or DC, and there's a doomsday in the Avengers. We have Doomsday Avengers come out, right? Where it's uh No, no, that's not because of a person. That's the like Apocalypse, I would say, is similar to Doomsday. No, but it there's a it's a Doomsday. But it's not it's not the new Avengers right now. But it's not a person or a thing. I mean, they mean the same thing. No, yeah, Apocalypse means the city. Those are the right. It'd be like that. But Doomsday Marvel is. Yeah, but who's the who's the guy who's playing? There is no such person. There's no there's no entity in Marvel. It's just the name of it because the Doom's Day is the title, right? It's an event. But in this new Marvel one, the dark one, where Tony comes back as Doctor Doom. Doctor Doom's Day. Oh no. Yeah, no, definitely. Doctor Doom is from Fantastic Four. Yeah, that's a Marvel. Yeah, yeah, it's a Marvel thing, and that's what they're doing. But Tony comes back somehow. What you guys think of the Fantastic Four? I liked it. I didn't even watch it, bro. I liked it. It was just like the way it was the comic when I was watching it on TV when I was little. Yeah. That's how that's exactly how they did it. It was great. Yeah, I gotta watch it because that's supposed to be the crossover and bring Russia back, and that's where Doctor Doom came in. Right. That's not the thing as Doomsday, though. Yeah, but I'm saying I didn't know. But David, you should watch that. That one was really good.
SPEAKER_00No, this much big when the out of the time.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_01That's right. Remember, remember the show Nip Tuck? Yeah. One of the Doctors. That's right. I remember watching it. That's right. That's the one with Jessica Alba. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And the guy and the guy from this one from the the what was the Chicklist, Michael Chicklist. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they did, right, because they went to the comic the way it was when you saw it on TV with the blue suits and everything. And really, instead of modernizing. They did directly from the comic. Same same year. Right. Yep. And that's where all the now, that's why doing this whole new arc for Marvel, the Avengers and all that other stuff, is coming out. That's what it that's why they that's what they made it itself. Oh my God. Uh shit, I can't remember the name of the fucking arc, what it is called now. But anyways, that's what it is, the timelines, and you know, that's the load accumulated. Yeah, well, that's all that came from. So then Tony Stark, he was really caught in the time crossover shit and ended up being Doctor Doom. Right. And that that's a little whack. Yeah, they show a scene where where uh Peter Clark is trying to talk to him and then, you know, that and he's like not, he's like, Yeah, no. Yeah. That new Slender is two and a half hours long. Yeah, because now they're showing the Spider-Man, they're showing Spider-Man morphing, evolving, and that all his shit is gonna be different. Yeah, now he shoots it from his hand now, like what his face did in the first one. Yeah, so now it's gonna be like now his body is actually changing because they say that spiders morph several times or whatever. And so then Is that was that in the comics? But I see I'm uh I don't remember all the I remember it. I remember something happening. Peter Parker at one point had eight limbs. Yeah, that was but again, I think that was another crossover shit. I think this I think like something happened, right? Yeah, I remember what happened, but oh yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, he had like well this was always different.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, it was wild. They did that with DC too. They always changed like it's something alternate universe or something that happens, you know. Yeah, what was this? Was that the name of the one from yeah? I'm thinking about the the the guy that you fought before uh yeah, you know how he had the yeah, I exactly name that, but yeah, that was the one that was so fucking random. Yeah, it was you and I'll take it down. Oh wow. It is when you hear something weird,
Brain Named Itself And Rapid-Fire Closer
SPEAKER_01I got it. Your brain named itself. What? What? So that's called top. Your brain named itself. It's like so vague and short. It's like, can you elaborate a little? Yeah, for real. Mean it named itself. So how do you figure that out? I don't know. Cause that shit, man. That's a really expanding. Can you ask it? I'd have to go. I don't uh so I so you said sorry, brother. All right, all right. So what was it? You said your brain brain named itself. So how do you know what her name is? Your brain named itself. Your brain. That's that's a weird one. Named itself. That is a weird one. That's the weird one. The brain named itself. So would would it be your name or would it be a totally different? The brain knows it is called brain because it generates the linguistic frameworks to define itself. By coordinating language and memory, human brains develop the system like etomogy to label their own physical form. The word itself originates from the ancient Germanic and old English evolving to identify the organ that processes all human thought. So it knows that it's called brain. Wow. That is pretty cool. Yes, something weird. Well, if you could fold a piece of paper 42 times, it would theoretically reach the moon. Just keeps that thicker.
SPEAKER_00You can only fold more than seven. I think seventh the max. What?
SPEAKER_01Yeah, yeah. A certain amount of time. I don't know if it's seven, but there's a certain number of how many times you can fold a piece of paper. Did it say what size paper? Doesn't it say like 11 by 8? Right. Yeah, like a regular piece of loose slip.
SPEAKER_00Obviously, it would have to be big enough to reach the moon, so it would have to be massive. But the point is is you can only fold a certain amount of times because the paper becomes hard and strong.
SPEAKER_01Right. And it it just can't fold, can't keep folding, it won't bend. It won't bend. Yeah, it won't bend.
SPEAKER_00I don't have that theory to go that theory to go test.
SPEAKER_01You did? Have you? You didn't.
SPEAKER_00Why am I why am I not just stepping on it?
SPEAKER_01You can't fold. Why am I not seven times? I don't remember what the number was. I'm just I'm just yeah, I don't remember what the number was. It's a seven or eleven or fourteen uh challenge except it. I'm gonna go home and see what the fuck I can fold the paper.
SPEAKER_00I did it.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, no, no, I'm not forty. I know it's not gonna be 42 times, but yeah, I want to take a picture, taking a selfie on the boat. Yeah, yeah, no shit, bro. That's fucking great. Yeah, just walk up with the garbage bag over my head trying to keep some air in there and shit. That's fucking funny. Right. Sharks existed before trees. Yeah. See? When you're something we earth, yeah. A day on Venus is longer than its year. Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_00Because it takes so long to spin because it's so big, by the time it orbits the sun, it hasn't even done a full than its actual year.
SPEAKER_01Okay. That's crazy. That's nuts. This must be hot as fuck. That's probably the same for Jupiter, too. Or maybe Jupiter's totally locked, I don't know. But here's a good one for you. Yeah. All right, because you're you're a vegan.
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_01Um, cows have the best friends and get stressed when they're separated. Cows are very sociable. They are very loving. It was a reading of the thing about how they are with their kids, the children, because they lose their shit when they take the calves away from them. It's it's horrible. They're just a very loving animal. There's a woman that we follow on our she's a vegan and she has a cow. That's her four. The cows, yeah. Yeah, she lays with it, she lays on top of it, she's loving it all up, and the cow's just hanging out and on the porch. Cows like big dogs. Like she just loves I mean, you can tell this cow is loving it, man. Be careful because they don't know that they're that big. Yeah, right. It crushed the shit out of you.
SPEAKER_00Like, I've gotten to Centroid before, and like there's Alvin, I think he they always say, Oh, be careful, hook you. Like, not on purpose, like he wants because they're so friendly. Like the thing was, I think he played rough a lot. Okay. And then he got big, and he still has to play rough. Right.
SPEAKER_01And his rough is a little smashing towards the room. He'll roll over on you. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Yo!
SPEAKER_01Yeah, that's his thing. He just wants to play, but he doesn't know. Yeah. Right. We got like for one more bit. All right, man. Here we go. Hang on. He versus like the ad one after the ad one. I know.
SPEAKER_02Hurry up, I come. Jesus.
SPEAKER_01I shouldn't worry about it. Hang on. Come on, Fine. Thank you for the wombat. And you have some weird wombats poop cubes.
SPEAKER_00They're imported for Minecraft.
SPEAKER_01That's not in main Minecraft. Wombat's come from the Minecraft. That's not in main Minecraft. All right, that's a good closer. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. So they mustn't square shape. So like, share, subscribe. Yes, file. All that other good stuff. By the way, bananas are technically berries. Yes, that is very true. Yeah, because they grow like berries. Yeah. Okay. And but strawberries are go fit. Isn't that the name of Froyo Place Banana Berry or something? I have no idea. I know I fucking. Sorry, I had to throw an extra one in there. No, no, it's okay. All right. So with that, we're not gonna do it.
SPEAKER_00I think it was a little bit more of like a Snapple cap episode, and we've been playing good stuff.
SPEAKER_01Love Kitsch and Hedrice. Live long and prospero.
